I bought this bracelet from theonion.com; I'm wearing it to celebrate Barry Bonds and his soon-to-be great accomplishment of breaking Hank Aaron's home run record.
Of course, everyone who watches baseball KNOWS that Bonds' home run production increased late in his career, as did his unusual bulk. They also know that his trainer is now famous for steroid distribution and said under oath that Bonds used it. So, we know that Barry Bonds cheats.
So did Mark McGuire, when he broke Roger Maris' record (which Barry Bonds would also break).
When Bonds breaks the record, it won't be impressive to me. Cheaters often win. It is a fallen world.
